A place to share random things and thoughts. Enjoy!Tumblr (3.0; @bigbobburns)http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meivhlT1MW1qkbe22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I drove past this over a week ago and thought it was a prank. Just drove by today and it’s still there!</p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/37202833170http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/37202833170Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:58:33 -0500signsfunny signswoodBig Bob Burnsbigbobburns<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefcym63Hc1qkbe22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/37063966768http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/37063966768Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:25:34 -0500Foreignericeclassic rockdumbBig Bob Burns<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md103aet6Q1qkbe22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/35064271210http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/35064271210Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:47:34 -0500kirkkhanstar trekcaptain kirkwilliam shatnershatnerbigbobburnsBig Bob Burnsrobocalls2012electionromneyryanobamabiden<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctam4MhuQ1qkbe22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/34759035565http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/34759035565Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:54:04 -0400star warsluke skywalkermickey mousedisneyskywalkermickeylight saberwalt disneyBig Bob Burns<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqg2cQP111qkbe22o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="MsoNormal"><span>My latest creation: Oktoberfest Jesus! Ein Prosit! </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>This is the new statue in Ohio that replaced “Touchdown Jesus.” TDJ was destroyed in a lightening fire. Being serious for a moment, I think this Jesus statue looks much better than the last.</span></p></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/32028556101http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/32028556101Fri, 21 Sep 2012 23:51:48 -0400Touch Down JesusOktoberfest JesusProst JesusBig Bob Burns<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mantujNfGp1qkbe22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Squeezebox Jesus. And people complained about church bells! Wait until they’re awoken by Squeezebox Jesus. </p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/31929831911http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/31929831911Thu, 20 Sep 2012 13:57:26 -0400jesustouchdownjesusbigbutterjesusohiolebanonlebanon ohioTouch Down JesusBig Butter JesusSolid Rock ChurchStatuesChristaccordionssqueezeboxSqueezebox JesusBig Bob Burns<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5h2cwJQ141qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Jerry Stiller’s commercials make me want to jump into a sausage grinder.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi01ZjQ3YWJiYTEzMDBhMjM1" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24907538440http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24907538440Mon, 11 Jun 2012 17:29:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gg9tGs7T1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You’re so old, your parents used buckskin diapers.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1iMGQxYTg2ODZkMGIwMTZl" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24882258088http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24882258088Mon, 11 Jun 2012 09:32:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dfoilQDT1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s called an opposable thumb. You see, I’m at the top of the food chain and could eat you any second now.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi05NTU0MjE3YzMzOGE5ZmVl" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24772548681http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24772548681Sat, 09 Jun 2012 18:26:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57e6gTp401qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! You’re beautiful!<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi00OGYxNDFlOGEwNjE3Nzlh" target="_blank">Via someecards</a> </p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24543271451http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24543271451Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:08:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51pxshmKD1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Even with a paddle, being up shit creek is kind of a drag.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1mMzE1MTA5NjFmNDNhNDlj" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24331154880http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24331154880Sun, 03 Jun 2012 10:37:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50yq9BKRm1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Please?!? The other men are taking their sabers…<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0yOTU5Zjc4NGJlM2U4MGZj" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24311516869http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24311516869Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:49:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50ucvVmUo1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I warned that sumbitch to leggo my eggo.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi01MzBhZjU2NTBmYjRkMjMw" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24305811897http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24305811897Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:14:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50nxfBZTO1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi03NGZkMWY1OTFmN2EwYzQ2" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24297270412http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24297270412Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:56:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x70g0OvJ1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Great Caesar’s ghost, Bertram! I’ve fogged your monocle. Sorry about that.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1jMDAxNjVlOGU5ODE3OTdm" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24176740846http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24176740846Thu, 31 May 2012 23:57:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v9xxo2Du1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Son of a bitch! You’ve got soul.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi05MTE2MTA0NjY3ZDU4ZDZk" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24107895292http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24107895292Wed, 30 May 2012 23:05:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v8r658Kt1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>One should never ever bathe in bacon fat.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi04MDI0MTVhODg3MzdhYWMy" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24106212070http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24106212070Wed, 30 May 2012 22:40:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ucb3kILV1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Look on the bright side, at least a crazed bath salt inhaler didn’t eat your face off.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1jMGMzNTMwZTM5OTc1YzRk" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24064152973http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/24064152973Wed, 30 May 2012 10:59:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hemzmlrl1qkbe22o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“I say! I do believe I have shat upon my pantaloons.”<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0wODVmM2QyZGUwZDUyNzY3" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/23610673642http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/23610673642Wed, 23 May 2012 11:20:58 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2jbe-xonAuA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>As a gift from me to you, please enjoy this <em><strong>Sing-a-ma-jig</strong></em> Classical Duet that I composed and recorded. At times, I truly believed this project would not come to fruition, but with a lot of midnight oil and two very talented Sing-a-ma-jigs, we were able to pull it off by the holiday. Enjoy!</p>http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/13690925447http://bigbobburns.tumblr.com/post/13690925447Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:58:07 -0500singamajigssing-a-ma-jigssing-a-ma-jigsingamajigduetclassicalfatherstuffed animalsfischer pricetrumpet