Big Bob Burns: Things And Thoughts

Great Caesar’s ghost, Bertram! I’ve fogged your monocle. Sorry about that.

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Son of a bitch! You’ve got soul.

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One should never ever bathe in bacon fat.

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Look on the bright side, at least a crazed bath salt inhaler didn’t eat your face off.

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“I say! I do believe I have shat upon my pantaloons.”

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As a gift from me to you, please enjoy this Sing-a-ma-jig Classical Duet that I composed and recorded. At times, I truly believed this project would not come to fruition, but with a lot of midnight oil and two very talented Sing-a-ma-jigs, we were able to pull it off by the holiday. Enjoy!

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ROFL Copter. Use at own discretion… ~ Bob

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vulgarmind asked: hi, i just wanted to know if that tumblr iq thing worked

My name magically appeared on that list. I’ve never taken the exam. Be afraid…

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Anonymous asked: hi.. can i ask u a favor? do u know and can u tell me how to do the tumblr IQ society quiz? thank u.. :)

While my name is on there, I’ve never taken it. Run away… :)

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Anonymous asked: hey, I was just wondering if someone messaged you with something like; hey i like your tumblr, get 1 k followers, and then you clicked on the site and filled out some questions? ._. because eh, I got that and It doesn't seem to work, and your name was on one of the first peps in there sooo.. thought I should ask you.

Hi. I’m not sure how my name ended up on the list because I’ve never tried to take the IQ test. I guess they just assumed I was a genius. It happens… :)

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And I’ll Sweat, And I’ll Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat,Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Sweat, Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

~ Billy Idol

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